Covfefe (noun, sort of)
kohf-fee-fee
Definition: A nonsensical word birthed from a midnight tweet by President Trump, possibly intended to mean “coverage,” possibly a cry for help.
Molly-style Take: Like a raccoon on a caffeine bender at a typewriter, sometimes the President’s thumbs get ahead of his brain. Covfefe is what happens when spellcheck gives up and national policy meets bedtime delirium.